Lover's Spat

One day, skipping to work, I hear Tara, a 98 lbs. Texan screeching to a hastily retreating young man, "You're as stupid as a dirt sandwich!"

Now maybe it was the delivery in her country twang or as a chef, how ridiculous a dirt sandwich would be, but I literally laughed for 36 hours straight!

Miss Tara is my hero! I will now forever use that line - it slays me!!!