Fire Hydrant

You know when you take your dog for a walk, and it feels compelled to pee on every single, tree, post, fire hydrant, tire, shrub? Well, I feel like that tree, post, hydrant and shrub. Since I'm new every man with or without teeth, limited proper English speak skills, is dying to chat me up!!

I'll give you an example, I'm getting off the ship for the first time last night, dude stops me in the stairwell (2-2-22, important to know in case of emergency) and tells me he likes is sistas thick, this was complete with hand gestures as to where the "thickness" should be...oh, yeah, thanks.. Then standing in the pier, waiting for the shuttle three circling sharks intermittently asked me if I'd like to go out with them for the evening - HELL NO!! I live with you, work beside you, last thing I want is to party with you!

It's breakfast time, so I have to go in the Crew Mess, hopefully find a table with a bunch of other women or buddy up with one of my classmates which sorta slows down the toothless and clueless. I'm told this is because I'm new and there all hoping for a shot. Wha they don't know is there about to get shot.